HPV, Human Papillomvirus, causes cervical cancer. That’s a fact. Sure it’s a virus transmitted by sexual contact, but it’s a preventable virus that could kill you if not treated correctly. So the state of Georgia was doing a good deed when attempting to require girls entering sixth grade to vaccinate against it. They got funding ($4.3 million dollars to be exact) and backing from the governor. The plan was to make the vaccine, Gardasil, […]

Dear HelloHilarious,

For anyone who wonders whether female comedians are deluged with groupies and lauded beyond our wildest girlhood dreams, I’d like to share with your readers this recent piece of “fanmail.”

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I see that you are a comedienne. I listen to the Raw Dog channel on Sirius, and I have never heard of you.
I hastily assumed that you were a lesbian, as almost all of the female comediennes on the Raw Dog are lesbians (Suzanne Westenhoefer, Patton Oswalt, Judy […]

You’ve seen her work everywhere. Maybe you didn’t know you saw it, but you have. Anya Garrett is responsible for making some of the most average looking comedians look balls to the wall sexy. Make no mistake, Anya may be very, very, young, but she knows a thing or two about how to make sex sell.

Let’s start with the basics, Anya, like most people, finds big eyes and big lips sexy. But not everyone has these […]

Carol Hartsell, photo by Mindy Tucker

Recently, while doing a stand up set at the always hilarious “Drink at Work” show, I had the rare opportunity to see producer/writer Carol Hartsell perform. Reading a laugh-a minute, well-constructed piece entitled “Dear Every Woman in the Bar Other Than Me” she not only killed, but struck a chord deep inside my novice single-person’s heart. I decided Ms. Hartsell would be a prime subject for a discussion on what is sexy, […]

The world is full of assholes giving you advice you don’t want or need. But, every now and then you get some nugget of wisdom that makes all the turds worthwhile.
I’d like to share with you a list of some of the best advice I’ve ever gotten - do with it what you will.

1. Mr Fleischer - “Always have a book to read with you.”
My “Talented and Gifted” teacher told me this in 6th […]

I guess you could lump me in with the party girls. I like to stay out late; I like to have a few drinks; I understand the importance of a good push up bra. I have no interest in getting a nice set of plates, organizing bridal showers, or making scrapbooks. I don’t think I’m alone on this, I know many other women who would rather stay out until 3:00 in the morning than to get a […]

I recently interviewed four very talented women who all admitted to having had a fuck buddy in their lives at some point (a few of them even currently have them). It wasn’t difficult to find these women, which made me curious as tojust how many people out there have actually had the fuck buddy experience. My subjects’ identities have been concealed underneath catchy code names chosen by them, but know this…they are well
established comedy performers […]

There are women who women who are blessed with both big buxom breasts and nice juicy asses. The rest of us either have big boobs and tiny asses, or small boobs and big asses. I fall into the latter category, and so does Lady Rizo a.k.a Amelia Rose Zirin-Brown. We’re ladies who have, as Lady Rizo puts it “A larger hip to chest ratio, [which] is not only acceptable, but attractive.” We are the type of women celebrated […]

Comedian Becky Poole

     I’ve never cheated on anyone, I’ve never had a one-night stand, and I’ve never done cocaine. When telling someone I once dated those three qualities, he said, “Wow, you’ve really got that virgin-whore thing going on just perfectly.” Maybe I do, but the rebound is a whore’s game, and I don’t think I’m the only one out there who’s “virgin” side is getting in the way of a good time. Why is […]

Last year I dressed as an Oscar, comedian Giulia Rozzi was Cher.
We all know that Halloween is a chance for all women to dress like sluts. I’m not going to write an article on this topic and pretend that it is an original concept. However, what I will discuss are some Halloween costumes you ladies can wear this year that will guarantee you a night […]